lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

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frenchinhalechanelxoxo:

quickweaves:

quickweaves:

White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.

this post wont die 

lmfaoo

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trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

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lillayfran:

blindsprings:

ckents:

aladdinsfuturewife:

Did you know these are the same dancers from the Chimney scene in Mary Poppins!?!


Still defining epic, after all these years.

#this is the best post that ever was and ever will be

this makes me so happy every time i see this T_T

An idiot smile just appeared on my face C:

lillayfran:

blindsprings:

ckents:

aladdinsfuturewife:

Did you know these are the same dancers from the Chimney scene in Mary Poppins!?!

image

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Still defining epic, after all these years.

#this is the best post that ever was and ever will be

this makes me so happy every time i see this T_T

An idiot smile just appeared on my face C:

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agt-parker:

aslan-the-moose:

8riana:

cryptictheorist413:

hetriedtokillme-w-a-forklift:

highwind-valor:

serena-sling:

if u don’t reblog this… Your lying.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME
THIS WAS THE OTP OF MY CHILDHOOD







#I shipped this so #i was confused and angry when I found out Blue was a girl and my ship sank








You DO realize that Magenta is a boy, right?


nickelodeon was all like fuck gender sterotypes

I don’t give a fuck what their gender is. I still ship it.

Actually, according to the nickjr webpage, Magenta is also a girl.

I still shipped it when I found out blue was a girl

agt-parker:

aslan-the-moose:

8riana:

cryptictheorist413:

hetriedtokillme-w-a-forklift:

highwind-valor:

serena-sling:

if u don’t reblog this… Your lying.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

THIS WAS THE OTP OF MY CHILDHOOD

You DO realize that Magenta is a boy, right?

nickelodeon was all like fuck gender sterotypes

I don’t give a fuck what their gender is. I still ship it.

Actually, according to the nickjr webpage, Magenta is also a girl.

I still shipped it when I found out blue was a girl

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heartosart:

These past 2 weeks were a rollercoaster of emotions on Markiplier's channel and i just sat here like …

gif source X (thanks)

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sexy-sky:

lets play a game of is that porn audio or mark and wade playing a game

[X]

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smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

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sean-codyvevo:

Just because I’m gay…

FINALLY SOMEONE DISMISSES THESE AWFUL GAY STEREOTYPES

(Source: tooyoungtoonmb)

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elluvias:

tonystarks:

clap your hands if you’re bisexual, asexual, or any other sexual and get erased by both the heterosexual and homosexual community

image

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bucky-barnes-booty:

unlockaflockofwords:

dragons don’t ever really leave their princesses
(and their princesses never really want them to go)

Yesssss I am here for this!

AGH THIS IS AWESOME

(Source: floydllawton)

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smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

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acidictrips:

cantankerous-canoodle:

submissivefeminist:

Olivia Benson, the most influential woman of my early adulthood, telling you what’s up.

idk i tried to scroll past this but it’s too perfect

if you don’t love benson you’re wrong

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