radicaltitania:

cooltobecrazy:

I WOULDN’T HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN PAYING MY BILLS OR FEEDING MYSELF.

It happens. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

radicaltitania:

cooltobecrazy:

I WOULDN’T HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN PAYING MY BILLS OR FEEDING MYSELF.

It happens. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

(Source: ragingprogressive)

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damnit. 
love
sucks
don’t try it. 

darkolive001:

zipgunonparade:

themasterslover:

seriously-what-is-my-life:

xanthewalter:

wrong-url-motherfucker:

Government, Monty Python Style

Still brilliantly funny all these years later.

BEST INSULTS

whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blinka  few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr

Reblog for the MP fandom

MP all the way~

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September 15, 2132

According to a recent study conducted by Harvard University, it is now literally impossible for a student to write an essay pertaining to the themes or symbolism in the popular F. Scott Fitzgerald novel The Great Gatsby without it technically being considered plagiarism.

"I’ve had a number of instances where students would ‘accidentally’ plagiarize another piece of work," says Eugene Smith, an English professor. "Sometimes what they write just happens to be almost identical to what someone else wrote. This was less of a problem earlier in the century, but lately… every essay seems identical to one I’ve already read before."

The study claims that, due to the sheer quantity of papers written on The Great Gatsby, there are “virtually no formations of words pertaining to symbolism and/or theme in The Great Gatsby that have not already been written at least once. Henceforth, any organization of words about the aforementioned novel will, inevitably, bare enough resemblance to at least one, but probably many more, previous writings on the subject, and would therefore technically be considered plagiarism. It’s now linguistically impossible to say anything about The Great Gatsby that has not already been said multiple times, almost verbatim, no matter what.”

One English teacher, who wished to remain anonymous, said that he gave up entering students’ essays into plagiarism detecting programs, as they always showed up multiple results, dating back for decades, even when no conscious plagiarism was performed.

Teachers are currently debating whether to finally remove The Great Gatsby from the curriculum, as there is now “literally nothing left to say about it.”

Symbolism, Theme Essays on The Great Gatsby Literally Impossible To Not Plagiarize, Says Recent Study

The Wishwashington Post 

(via thewishwashingtonpost)

i’m not sure this is linguistically possible, but, dear God, yes, remove Great Gatsby from the curriculum. FIND A BETTER BOOK.

(via meret118)

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petitedeath:

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beeishappy:

TDS | 2013.10.01

Have you ever stood in a line for WIC? PREGNANT WOMEN WILL WAIT AS LONG AS SIX HOURS with noisy toddlers to get their coupons for free proteins like cheese and dry beans. DRY BEANS. They can’t otherwise afford this necessary food to meet their monthly protein requirement to have healthy babies.

Do people honestly have any idea what sort of a problem food is in this country and how many children don’t have regular access to healthy meals? Do they know how many pregnant women don’t get the proper nutrition?

Fuck you Republicans.

I’m not even tagging these posts “politics.” This is basic humanity; it’s not me being a liberal—it’s me being a decent human and these congresstwits being INHUMAN.

When I tried to explain this to my friend in Canada she assumed I was making this up, because no one could be that cartoonishly evil.

Im on WIC as well as the woman I baby sit f or who has a 6 month old. I use their food to keep my milk supply up so its not as big of a deal but she needs it for formula and solids.Formula is $20 (sometimes more sometimes a smidge less) a can. Thats what most babies LIVE OFF OF. These families NEED this shit. Im giving her all the solid food I have that my son cant eat.

WIC is for pregnant women and children 5 and under. Its fucking milk, peanut butter, non-flavored cereal (cheerios), cheese, bread, eggs and dry beans. ITS SO IMPORTANT.

When I first got on wic I was scared, hungry and pregnant. We had lost our home, my husband lost his job and we were STARVING. There was literally nothing to eat and they helped us get to a food bank for the day, got us in to a class where they were giving out grocery gift cards and set us up with some checks. i wouldnt have eaten if it werent for WIC.

They are fucking monsters.

WIC is one of the few things that saved my family from the streets/starvation and Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck ANYONE trying to excuse this shit

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orbss:

orbss:

“WHATS THIS? WHATS THIS?”

i wish i never made this post ill never get my dash back

orbss:

orbss:

“WHATS THIS? WHATS THIS?”

i wish i never made this post ill never get my dash back

(Source: slasher-flicks)

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lizzilla:

yggdrasilly:

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khymeira:

maribleh:

ivanebeoulve:

I’ve been waiting my whole life for this

Yes!

LISA IS A POLYAMOROUS BISEXUAL


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THANK YOU FOR ALL THE SEPARATE FRAMES I HAVE WANTED TO SEE THEM FOREVER

GUYS
WHERE DID THE SAILBOAT GO


that’s funny but sad

lizzilla:

yggdrasilly:

cancerously:

piebutt:

eerieinwonderland:

khymeira:

maribleh:

ivanebeoulve:

I’ve been waiting my whole life for this

Yes!

LISA IS A POLYAMOROUS BISEXUAL

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THANK YOU FOR ALL THE SEPARATE FRAMES I HAVE WANTED TO SEE THEM FOREVER

GUYS

WHERE DID THE SAILBOAT GO

that’s funny but sad

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fuckyeahallhallowseve:

ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. ALREADY THE HALLOWEEN TAG IS FILLING UP WITH BORING AND INSULTING SLUT SHAMING STUFF. CELEBRATE ANY WAY YOU WANT TO.

fuckyeahallhallowseve:

ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. ALREADY THE HALLOWEEN TAG IS FILLING UP WITH BORING AND INSULTING SLUT SHAMING STUFF. CELEBRATE ANY WAY YOU WANT TO.

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all-thelonelytimelords:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

i won’t rest until this lettuce has 100,000 notesimage

guys… im really tired

don’t worry you’re halfway there

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miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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