My roommate is having sex right now… 2am. That’s cool and all, but we have a house rule, if you’re going to have loud sex…. CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR!!! 0_0 
I mean the dog was freaking out because my roommies ass was being smacked! 

pallet-town-julie-brown:

kudos to mtv for spreading this message tho

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thefandomlife221b:

Bloomsbury releases a gorgeous new line of covers for the Harry Potter book series.

Anyone else have the sudden realization they need a 3rd, 4th, or, for some of you, maybe even a 5th set of Harry Potter books in their life?

Source: (x)

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thenuggetsoftruth:

lcate:

perseaus:

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

  • morning sex
  • afternoon sex
  • dinner sex
  • after meal sex
  • i made pancakes sex
  • good morning sex
  • they kids are at school sex
  • shower sex
  • bored sex
  • make up sex
  • break up sex
  • obama won sex
  • romney lost sex
  • monday sex
  • tuesday sex
  • wednesday sex
  • thursday sex
  • friday sex
  • saturday sex
  • monday sex
  • there is nothing on tv sex
  • i love you sex

what about sunday

sunday is the lord’s day praise jesus 

that last one though LMFAO

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 happy birthday harry!

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swordartonlinefans:

swordartonlinefans:

Hi everyone! First, I want to say : Thank You so much for supporting us! I remember making this blog in 2012, and I honestly didn’t think anyone would follow this blog. When I reached even 100 followers, I was really happy and grateful! Now, we have reach over 15K of SAO Fans. I hope you guys enjoy Gun Gale Online, and as a treat for supporting us, we’re having a celebration for the release of season 2 of SAO…We are going to hold a giveaway! 

Rules: 

Please make sure to read the rules carefully! 

-Must be a follower : (We WILL Check)  This giveaway is not only for the celebration for season 2 of SAO but it is also a giveaway for our fabulous followers who have been supporting us day by day. (Please, don’t follow then unfollow afterwards. I will hunt you down. lol ) 

-You can like and reblog this post as many times as you like. More reblogs = more entries. whispers* take advantage of that , okk. 

-If your under 18 years of age, please get your parent’s permission because you WILL have to give us your address to receive the items. 

-Have your ASK BOX OPEN. We need to be able to contact you if you win. So, make sure it’s valid and we can access it! 

If you have any questions regarding the rules, shoot us an ask and we will reply to you asap. 

***We will be using : random.org to select the two winners. 

PRIZES: 

(See Above Image for the items) 

*There will be two winners. 1st and 2nd place

1st Place: 

*A Kirito OR Asuna Cup ( The Winner can decide which one he/she wants. You can only pick one out of the two ) 

*A Kirito Plushie

*A SAO Keychain of Kirito’s Sword

*A SAO Print Drawn by: Temari-Chi

*An Asuna Sticker + 4 other stickers of your choice. Drawn by: Temari-Chi

*A Letter from both Admins and a sketch from Admin K and Temari-Chi

2nd Place: 

*A SAO Print Drawn by: Temari-Chi

*An Asuna Sticker + 2 other stickers of your choice. Drawn by: Temari-Chi

*A Letter from both Admins and a sketch from Admin K and Temari-Chi

GIVEAWAY ENDS ON : AUGUST 3RD <— Admin K’s Birthday. hint*hint*

This Giveaway is also INTERNATIONAL ~ World Wide . 

——————————————————————————————————-

That’s it for all the prizes! I hope you all participate and thank you all so much! We Love You . <3 

If you have any questions regarding the giveaway feel free to shoot us an ask! Thanks Again ~ 

SWORD ART ONLINE ACTIVATED 

Giveaway ends in 3 days! 

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brutalboobs:

silhouettes-of-my-soul:

here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you.
they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.

REAL

FUCKING

TALK

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cassietotallyjust:

HELLA RAD!
Okay, so in celebration of almost 10k followers, and Pokemon coming back with a Hoenn remake, let’s do a lil pocket monsters giveaway!

There will be TWO big winners, and a few lil baby winners (+1 for every thousand notes or so). 

FIRST PLACE

  • Your choice between Omega Red OR Alpha Sapphire for the 3DS
  • FOUR Pokedolls (or pokeplush if you prefer) of your choice. 
  • Any Pokemon t-shirt/scoop-neck/tank top/long sleeve top from Redbubble (check their options out HERE they’re hella))
  • $50 dollars for whatever the hecky your heart desires. Poke merch? SURE! Candy? Yeah okay! Just want the cash? I can do that too! ((cash would actually be either money order or paypal))

SECOND PLACE

  • Whichever game the first place winner did not pick!
  • TWO pokedolls (or pokeplush)
  • Any Pokemon t-shirt/scoop neck/tank top from Redbubble (link HERE again))

LIL BABY MINI WINNERS!
So, for every 1,000 notes this gets, I will add ONE lil baby mini winner. They will get their choice of any Pokedoll or Pokeplush!

RULES

  • MUST be following Cassietotallyjust (dat me)
  • Giveaway ends on September 2nd 8:00pm (Eastern US time)
  • All prizes will be sent out asap, except for the video games. They will be preordered and sent out when they’re released. ((Think of it like winning twice aha))
  • Must be 18+ or have permission from your parents
  • Reblog to enter, you may also like for a second entry
  • Must have ask open, winners will have 24 hours to respond to my message or else another name will be drawn.
  • US only ((game is probably region locked anyway)) and I will pay for shipping
  • Must be willing to give me your address/shirt size so you can get your stuff uwu

If you have any questions (or if I forgot something), feel free to message me through my ASK (preferably off anon so i can reply privately) or through fanmail if the ask is unavailable. 

GOOD LUCK!!!

EDIT: Pokedoll/plush picture was changed to two separate pictures. One example of Pokeplush, one of Pokedolls. I will not be giving away pokedolls/plush that I already own, I will be purchasing them online, or through the Nintendo World store. I’d appreciate it if people reblogged the new version with the new picture and this lil edit uwu

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7billionothersandme:

minnarr:

gaystripclub:

brightestsnitchofherage:

#defeats the dark lord #still scared stiff by angry women #harry fucking potter everyone

one of his best friends is hermione granger and he’s dating ginny “bat bogey hex” weasley why shouldn’t he be scared of angry women

plus when someone as calm and zen as luna yells at you, you know shits gonna go down

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keytomywalmart:

And to think I nearly didn’t reblog this

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I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

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